3rd Posterization of the Preseason

Welcome to another edition of “You Got Bammed On!”

I know its the preseason but anytime you get dunked on people are going to talk about it. Well today’s victim is former All-Star Jermaine O’Neal. The Raptors brought him in to help provide an inside presence and help Chris Bosh down low.

Jermaine’s been oft injured lately, so I’m sure his timing and everything is all off. Knicks 2nd year forward Wilson Chandler decided to help O’Neal get back on track…

That was nice! All in Jermaine’s grill.  think the Raptors can be a player in the east if O’Neal can be anything near his all-star form. But today, he’s just another dude that got bammed on.

Bonus Euro Edition: Browsing around youtube and came upon a Josh Childress highlight, check it out: If knew how to say DAAAAMMMNN!!! in Greek I’d say it right now. That was pretty nasty!

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2nd Posterization of the NBA Preseason

I guess D-Wade saw what Bill Walker did and wanted a piece of the action. Playing against the New Jersey Nets over in London, Wade showed the international fans how he got the nickname “Flash”…

I don’t know about you, but my reaction to that dunk went a little something like this…

But lets talk about the victim here. Young Yi Jian Lian, who was a top 10 pick in last year’s NBA draft, is still getting abused. Let’s take a trip down memory lane and look back at what happened to young Yi in his 1st NBA action last summer

Somebody need to tell young Yi to get up out the way and stop getting bammed on. Its not a good look my friend.

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1st Posterization of the NBA Preseason

If you follow high school hoops, the name Bill Walker isn’t new to you. You already know that he’s boys with O.J. Mayo and the duo spent their high school years terrorizing and dunking on little kids. Damn!!!

Walker eventually took his high wire act to Kansas State. After sitting out a year because a torn ACL, he teamed up with Michael Beasley last year and tookK-State to the NCAA’s where they upset his boy Mayo and the USC Trojans.

I thought Walker was a 1st round talent, but questions about his knee dropped his stock. Walker was drafted in the 2nd round by the Boston Celtics and if you had any questions about his knee, I think he answers those here on this highlight Goodness Gracious!!! That shit was off of a drop step!!!

The best part of this highlight is the bench’s reaction lol they knew it was coming. Half of them jumped with Walker as he rose high above the square to throw it down. Its pretty obvious Mr. Walker has served up a couple of dudes in practice. The squad is just glad he’s dunking on someone else for a change. 

Couple more angles for you

I doubt he gets much playing time for the defending champs, but I’ll hit you all up with my Top 5 rookies to watch this year a little later.

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What’s Gotten Into The Dolphins

As the great philospher Kool Moe Dee once said, “How ya like me now?!?!?”

I was certainly surprised that the Miami Dolphins beat the Patriots in New England, but lets face it, it was against a Tom Brady-less Patriots team. Plus any team can get lucky and pull off the upset. So as a Dolphin fan, I was excited about the win, but anxious to see how they would come out of that bye week vs L.T. and the San Diego Chargers.

Well I got my questions answered and then some. Its amazing that this is the same group of players that got the brakes beat off of them a few weeks earlier in Arizona. That must have been one hell of a film session in the days following that ass whippin’. When was the last time you saw a Dolphins defense swarm and attack the ball like they did?

I almost couldn’t believe my eyes! And yeah ya boy L.T. is a little banged up with that toe and all but damn it, he’s still L.T. and the Fins got in his ass too. They completely shut the Chargers’ powerful offense down!

 

And what else can you say about Ronnie Brown? After the win over the Pats, people were saying “it was a fluke”, and I was inclined to believe them. Only because he’d just done something that had only been done once in NFL history, when cats used to hit the field looking like this…

Wow, buddy didn’t even rock a face mask lol but I digress. Ronnie ran for 4 td’s and threw for another. that just doesn’t happen anymore. So everyone’s question was “can he follow it up?”

You damn right he can!!!

The Wildcat offense was let loose on the Bolts and the Dolphins pounded them with the run. But they also sprinkled in a really nice, short passing game. Chad Pennington has a weak arm, but the Fins don’t really have a deep threat. So these 5-15 yard passes are just what the Dr. ordered for Pennington and his pedestrianarm. Right now, I’m loving the Ronnie/Ricky combo and I’m expecting Ricky to have his bust out game pretty soon.

So, the Dolphins are 2-2 and have defeated the 2 teams who played to rep the AFC in the Super Bowl last season. they’re on the road this week against the Houston Texans, who just lost a heart breaker to the Colts. If you haven’t seen the highlights, just youtube Sage Rosenfels to see how this dude just ruined what could have been a great win for that team and that region, after Hurricane Ike. They always say you can’t win a game by yourself, well Sage showed how you can damn sure lose a game on your own. But back to the Fins. Vegas odds-makers still aren’t showing the Dolphins any respect as they go on the road and battle the 0-4 Texans. If the Fins have truly taken that next step, they should win this game. But its the NFL and anyone can beat anybody, once they get on that field.

My prediction? Dolphins 20 – Texans 10. I think Huston comes out strong, but Miami’s defense makes a big play and the Fins take these boys out to win their 3rd straight game.

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Kimbo Goes Down!!!

Aint this about a bitch!!! Bad Ass Kimbo Slice got his ass whipped over the weekend! I mean is it really a surprise that he lost? Not really. If you follow MMA, you knew that the minute he was in that ring/cage with someone who knew what the hell they were doing, he would probably lose. But damn, not like this! Did you see it? Shit lasted a whole 14 seconds man, I wouldn’t blame you if you missed it. But in case you did miss it, peep the carnage… Hell 2 da naw!!!

What kinda Sonny Liston/Ali ghost punch was that? Man I’ve seen people hit this cat with bricks on youtube and dude with the pink hair, knocks Kimbo down with a jab??? Get the fuck outta here!!! I always figured that if a guy got in the ring and threw hands with Kimbo, they’d lose. Buddy throws bombs and knocks people the hell out, but MMA is more than throwing punches. I figured he lose to someone who was great at grappling and submissions, not like this and not to this cat!

  Hell 2 da naw!!!!

Yo Kimbo!!!!!!

I guess his 15 minutes of fame are now over

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Boldin Gets Crushed

I love watching football and I love seeing some of those huge crackback, youtube highlight hits Ray Ray can still bring it!

But that hit on Anquan Boldin was just downright scary and dangerous. In case you haven’t seen it, here you go… Did you hear the crack from dude’s helmet? OMG I thought dude was dead laying down there like that.

See if that’s my ass getting put to sleep like that, there’s a couple people I’m going to be mad at when my head clears. 

#1 I’m mad at dude for launching himself head first at me like that. Not only could he have paralyzed me, but his ignorant ass coulda seriously hurt himself. Yeah you got fined and suspended, but if we ever are on the same field again, that’s yo ass Mr. Postman.

#2 I’m mad at Kurt Warner for throwing that pass like that, leading me into the Bermuda Triangle of pain. Kurt left ya boy out to dry. Watch the pass again. Like 95% of these huge hits are caused by the QB throwing a dumbass pass into traffic like that and getting somebody damn near killed. This one is no different, so yeah Kurt, next time I see you its going to be a misunderstanding.

#3 is the one I’d be 20x more pissed with than #1 or #2 and that’s the damn coaching staff. Why in the hell are you putting your best players at risk like this when you’re down 21 points, with less than a minute to play??? What the fuck are you trying to accomplish? Does the coach’s son have Anquan and Kurt Warner on his fantasy team? I’m just not understanding why you don’t just take a knee and get out of the game injury free. If I’m Anquan, when one of the coaches comes up to me asking “So how you feeling champ?”, I’m Jay-Z style, mushing his ass in the face…

As I type this, newspapers are reporting that Boldin was seen hanging out at the Arizona training facility, despite suffering a fractured sinus membrane and requiring some stitches. His jaw was also swollen, but the fact that he is up and walking around is great. Especially when you go back and watch that hit again. 

I’m sure his family and friends were horrified by what they saw and you hope this coaching staff has learned a lesson. When its over, damn it, its over! Hopefully, they’ll never needlessly put their players in harm’s way ever again.

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Old School Joint of the Week

I just moved into a new crib a few weeks ago and am still unpacking boxes and what not. So I got to my CD and tape collection. Don’t laugh, I still have some tapes of certain things I haven’t gone and downloaded yet. I found some old Boot Camp Clik stuff!!! I had forgotten how good that shit was in the mid 90’s.

So in honor of Black Moon, Heltah Skeltah, Smif-n-Wessun, and the O.G.C. I’ma hit y’all with some of my fave B.C.C. cuts from back in the day. They don’t make music like this anymore…

Black Moon – “I Gotcha Opin”

Smif-n-Wessun – “Won on Won”

Heltah Skeltah – “Operation Lockdown”

The Fab 5 – “Leflaur Leflah Eshkoshka”

Black Moon – “Buck ‘em Down”

I LOVE THIS SHIT!!!

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Football Tuesday: Dolphins Bitch-Slap the Pats

Ok, I know I was down on the team last week. Admit it, your ass was too!!! Anybody who watched that Arizona game and told you that they thought the Dolphins would not only beat the Pats, but straight SUPLEX they ass, is full of you know what. Those same people need a bowl of that new cereal on the market…  

While I didn’t expect the win, I’m ecstatic about it. Joey Porter finally backed up some of that noise he talks. Its kind of hard to run ya mouth when you’ve won 1 game, but the kid came through with 3 sacks! He was right, “if it aint Brady, It aint hard”. The Pats look lost w/o Brady on offense and Randy Moss is just about ready to shut it down. Too many of my buddies give all this credit to Belichick, basically saying you can plug any QB back there and the Pats will win. Bullshit!!! Brady sees things other QB’s don’t see. While Cassell looks at Moss running down the field with a corner on his hip and a safety shading over and thinks, “hell no, time for the dump off”. Brady will let that thing fly and allow Randy to do what Randy does

Aside from the offensive problems, wtf happened to New England’s vaunted defense? Ronnie Brown ran wild on them kids!!!  3 TD’s running the same damn play, ran some dude slapass over on another one, then he threw for one all in the same damn game!!! This is what I’ve been waiting for since I found out we had both Ronnie and Ricky in the backfield. Get the ball in these dude’s hands and let them go to work. I guess the coaching staff needed time to figure out their personnel but isn’t that what training camp is for?

Anyway, i don’t wanna rain on the parade, but I also don’t want to read too much into this victory. I’m just glad they didn’t wait until they were 14-15 games into the season to win one. As good as they looked vs the Pats, they looked like pure gaabage against Arizona. They have a bye week and you have to wonder which Dolphin team is going to show up next game. I hope they improve because with Brady out, there’s no dominate team in the AFC East. Buffalo is 3-0 but they should’ve lost to the Raiders. The Jets got lit up on Monday night football and Brett Favre old ass is forgetting the plays. If not for a break here or there they could have lost to the Fins. So there’s a chance, albeit slim, there’s a chance.

The next step would be for Ted Ginn to have himself a breakout game and show some of the talent and athleticism that got him drafted #9 in the damn draft. C’mon Ted, they’ve taken your punt return duties away because you’re averaging like 3 yards a return. I’m hoping he develops more before the season ends.

All Dolfans, lets enjoy this win and lets not get our hopes TOO high. I still don’t think we’re making the playoffs but I’m hoping they prove me wrong.

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Football Tuesday: Fantasy Football

As Young Jeezy would say Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!! Ya boy is now 2-1 in my fantasy football league. After catching the wrath of the defending champ and Michael Turner’s super performance in week 1, I’ve bounced back pretty nicely, winning two in a row. Its amazing how much I’ve gotten into fantasy football. I used to clown my boys who were obsessed with this stuff and then 2 years ago I got in a league. I’ve been hooked ever since. I’ve finished 2nd in all of the leagues I’ve joined, lets see if 2008 is finally my year.

There were some very pissed off people who didn’t play Ronnie Brown Sunday. I’m glad I didn’t have to make that decision. Toughest choices I had to make weren’t really all that tough. Do I bench Ocho Cinco now or give him another week to perform. I benched that ass and kept it moving. Went with the 3 WR look with Larry Fitzgerald (Fantasy Beast), Donald Driver, and Chansi Stuckey. All produced pretty well for me.

I’m going to need for Aaron Rodgers to stop ignoring this dude Driver or Green Bay needs to trade this cat to the Jets. The jets got WALLOPED last night but I’ll touch on that later. Ocho Stinko is sucking big time for my squad, but they’re playing against Cleveland this week. His last matchup against the Browns, dude had 11 catches for 200+ yards and a TD! I aint even looking for all of that. At this point, I just want 6-7 catches 70+ yards and a TD. I need some signs of life Mr. Stinko!

The other decision involved Adrian Peterson and that damn hamstring of his. I had to wait on John Clayton from ESPN to give me the scoop. I started him, he played, but he wasn’t that Superman all A.D. owners are used to. I’m hoping Minnesota benching Tavaris Jackson’s non-throwing ass will open up some running lanes for the man-child. Its not really a favorable matchup against Tennessee’s defense, but if Steve Slaton can bust out for 100 yds and a TD, there’s hope A.D. can have a great game.

My QB is where I’m really struggling. I have Matt Hasselback and right now dude has no WR’s, but things are looking up. Seattle has a bye week this week and they should get both Bobby Engram and Deion Branch back in the lineup for week 5. Right now, dude is hurting me, but I’m 2-1. So I’m hoping that infusion of fresh receivers will give him somebody to throw to and we’ll see Pro Bowl Hasselback the rest of the season.

Another Fantasy game I’m hooked on is this Survivor Pick ‘Em. In this one you pick the winner of 1 game a week. If the team you pick wins, you survive and move on, but, you can’t pick that team anymore the rest of the season. The winner is whoever is left, the last man/woman surviving takes all of the money in the pot. Our pot this year is $2250!!! Needless to say, I’m on my grind son…lol We started with 90 peeps and lost damn near 60 in the 1st two weeks.

Weeks 1 and 2, I chose Philly and the Giants respectively and they both had relatively easy wins. Week 3, I went with Buffalo at home vs the Oakland Raiders. Talk about sweating it out. When it was 23-7, I pretty much thought my money was gone, but then “The Miracle” happened. These sons of bitches scored 17 points in the last 8 minutes. I was hopping around like somebody had just won the SuperBowl! I’m still alive bitches!!! Can’t say the same for 9 peeps who picked New England and the 3 who picked Indy over Jacksonville. So after starting with 90, we’re down to 21 peeps in week 4.

This week I’m looking at 3 games Den over KC; Car over Atl; or SD over Oakland. Leaning really hard towards that Carolina game, hoping to save Denver for their home meeting with KC if we ever get that far. We’ll see what happens and I’ll keep you posted on all of that.

Fantasy Player of the Weekhas to be Ronnie Brown (DUH!!!), even though 75% of yahoo users who own him DID NOT play him this weekend. Damn I know somebody was in front of their laptop on sunday sick looking at all of them points on their bench lol

T.G.I.F.

In my never-ending quest to always bring you some of the wildest, most hilarious stuff floating around on the net. I came across a clip that might be one of the funniest, most amusing things I’ve seen this year.

Apparently, this is a clip from an Indian reality show called Dadagiri “television’s meanest game show”. Don’t ask me what the hell Dadagiri means.

Anyway, it looks like its a Fear Factor type show where the contestants have to do some wild stuff to get some money. There’s a guy who hosts and he’s accompanied by this gal who just berates the contestatnts the entire show.

Here’s a taste:

So you get the gist. Well there was one episode where things didn’t really go as planned. Peep this: “How can she slap!?!?!?” LOL!!!!

HOLY SHIT…LMAO!!!  He smacked the hell outta that woman! How do you smack the host man? Don’t you realize that once you smack the host, its a wrap for you? Didn’t you see all of those dudes behind the cameras? He got that ass beat lol

Can you believe after the beatdown, they finished taping the show? She doesn’t seem to have as much spunk as she had in the other clips. I’m sure that smack took a something out of her.

I’m calling my local cable provider to see how I can catch this Dadagiri show on cable!’

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